Andy Panayi is a British jazz musician, composer and arranger. He plays flute, saxophones and clarinet and leads a selection of jazz and classical groups.
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The Primal Urge is a 1961 science fiction novel by Brian Aldiss. A satire on sexual reserve, it explores the effects on society of a forehead-mounted \"Emotion Register\" that glows when the wearer experiences sexual attraction. The book was banned in Ireland.
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Nicole Coviello is a retir