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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}

{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}

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